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GT
16-09-2005, 03:05 PM
Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say."
stewart
16-09-2005, 03:07 PM
pmsl

jese all the years us brits have suffered at the hands of the aussies were entitled to gloat for a little longer yet so keep them coming rob lol
pete247
16-09-2005, 03:08 PM
LMAO, tis a great one indeed!
Sensual_em
16-09-2005, 03:09 PM
LMAO very funny http://bestsmileys.com/lol/20.gif
dogsquaw
16-09-2005, 03:15 PM
that tickled me :D
Misfit
16-09-2005, 03:28 PM
Nice one Rob, the more Aussie bashing jokes the better.

On the subject of the cricket the ex-cons are still moaning that Pieterson isn't really english and shouldn't have played and also that despite Warne getting 40+ wickets during the series and batting superbly for a bowler he is getting torn to shreds for dropping the catch off Pieterson. :confused:

Why can't they just accept that we were the better team? The Aussies only like sports that they can win.
King Minger
16-09-2005, 04:29 PM
That's why they have so many of their own...
Aussie rule footie anyone?

Al
byron
16-09-2005, 04:51 PM
Nice one Rob but here is one that i received today :)

Who was the last english person to #### an aussie and bring home the ashes ??
























Paula Yates.
Sensual_em
16-09-2005, 04:54 PM
LMAO that is funny in a really gross wayhttp://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif
Syd
17-09-2005, 09:48 PM
Yes
We deserve a good gloat after all those glorious defeats of yesteryear but let us not forget that the Aussies played to win right to the very last ball and NEVER gave up, unlike the usual limp wristed english performances of the past.

Personally I think we should thank BOTH teams equally for giving us all one of the most exciting series ever

"nice bowl Shane"