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dogsquaw
17-09-2005, 12:08 PM
Top 10 reasons why Star Wars charachters would kick butt in the Star tRek Universe.........
10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun".
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp --- The Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable --- After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7) One word: Lightsabers.
6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
4) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
2) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named "Slave I".
1) Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power --- Han Solo floors it.
byron
17-09-2005, 12:57 PM
Star Wars is the dog's under carrage but one thing star trek as over star wars is seven of nine in the black cat suit:love1: :tongueout
Star Wars is the dog's under carrage but one thing star trek as over star wars is seven of nine in the black cat suit:love1: :tongueout
princess leia gold bikini :D :D :D
OK, but Star trek has those 'fsssss' doors ;)
OK, but Star trek has those 'fsssss' doors ;)
star wars did aswell in the death star :tongueout
Graven
17-09-2005, 05:46 PM
Star Wars is the dog's under carrage but one thing star trek as over star wars is seven of nine in the black cat suit:love1: :tongueout
And T'pol.....
Sensual_em
17-09-2005, 05:49 PM
I used to have a big thing for Luke (when I was about 10):)
Graven
17-09-2005, 05:52 PM
I used to have a big thing for Luke (when I was about 10):)
Because of the lightsabre?
Sensual_em
17-09-2005, 05:54 PM
Because of the lightsabre?
lol not tellinghttp://bestsmileys.com/mouthzippedshut/2.gif
davebreen
17-09-2005, 06:28 PM
star wars is great ,,,star trek sucks:soapbox:
Tootall
17-09-2005, 07:16 PM
Star Wars was the first film i ever saw at a cinema in 1977 and it still rocks lost count how many times i have watched them all.
Sorry people but Star Trek is the best. They even got the episodes in the right order:)
Graven
17-09-2005, 07:21 PM
I remember, when I was younger I used to repeat the dialogue. It's basically how I learned English
Graven
17-09-2005, 07:23 PM
Sorry people but Star Trek is the best. They even got the episodes in the right order:)
I hate to dissapoint you, but...........
ENTERPRISE
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Okay, okay so that was a trek to far. But T'pol made it.
Sensual_em
17-09-2005, 07:27 PM
Star Wars was the first film i ever saw at a cinema in 1977 and it still rocks lost count how many times i have watched them all.
I was only 2:p
Graven
17-09-2005, 07:32 PM
Okay, okay so that was a trek to far. But T'pol made it.
I can remeber a scene from season 1, T'pol and some others in a UV-room. hmmmmmmmmm. If that's the future, bring it on....
I didn't think Enterprise was a bad show, but it missed the old star trek allure. It needed a Kirk or a Picard or an Odo.
The best one I remember is when Seven of nine and T'pol end up fighting in a mud pool and have t....................Hang on that was a dream..:) :love1: :blush: :blush: :party:
Graven
17-09-2005, 07:42 PM
The best one I remember is when Seven of nine and T'pol end up fighting in a mud pool and have t....................Hang on that was a dream..:) :love1: :blush: :blush: :party:
Ain't it funny how those kinds of "space-time anomalies" NEVER occur
MalcV6
17-09-2005, 07:52 PM
Top 10 reasons why Star Wars charachters would kick butt in the Star tRek Universe.........
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp --- The Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
Marvin would have kicked their butts, he had a brain the size of a planet :cool:
6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
Yeah, but my missus could choke Darth Vader with one glance :wife:
And T'pol.....
Didn't he sing "If I Was a Rich Man"?... oh, no, that was Topol :banghead:
Malc
Graven
17-09-2005, 08:05 PM
Who's "Marvin"?
MalcV6
17-09-2005, 08:17 PM
Marvin's the "paranoid android" from Hitchiker's Guide - I keep forgetting how old I am :sleepy:
Malc
Graven
17-09-2005, 08:20 PM
Just teasing, mate. Although, I have to say, I started reading Hitchhiker's 3 or 4 times, but never could finish it.
MGKatie
18-09-2005, 09:25 AM
Star Wars vs Star Trek.... mmmm
Although I was a huge fan of TNG I have to say I've become a Star Wars convert.... Any Star Wars fan should read the Rogue Squadron books by Michael Stackpole & Aaron Allston, they are excellent!
PaulW
18-09-2005, 09:39 AM
Has to be Star Trek. I never could understand all that mystical nonsense on Star Wars with people waving coloured neon tubes around. Why does Darth Vader have breathing difficulties? Surely they must have inhalers. :crazy:
Plus he could not even overcome the marketroids at Orange ;)
Andrew Gilhooley
18-09-2005, 10:14 AM
There's a Star Wars vs Star Trek vs Babylon 5 homebrew video floating about somewhere. I'll see if I can dig it up.
I think the Vorlons won in the end.
Ever wondered how a lightsabre works... http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/lightsaber.htm
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