Sensual_em
18-09-2005, 06:23 PM
One day a bartender put up a sign on his door that read, "If you can make my horse laugh, I'll give you a free beer." A guy walked in and said "I'd like to try," so the bartender showed him to the horse stall out back and let him in.
The bartender went back to the bar and waited, and the man came back and said, "He's laughing, where's my beer?" The bartender was surprised and went back to check and sure enough the horse was laughing, so he gave the man a free beer.
"How did you do that?" the bartender asked.
"It's my secret," the man replied before walking out of the bar.
The next day the bartender saw that his horse was laughing non-stop. Annoyed by this and worried about its effect on his horse, he put up a sign saying, "If you can make my horse cry, I'll give you 2 free beers."
The same man walked into the bar. "I'd like to try," he said. The bartender showed him to the horse stall again and went back to the bar to wait. The man came back and, sure enough, he said, "The horse is crying, now, give me my 2 free beers."
The bartender was surprised once again and went back to the stall to check, and sure enough the horse was crying. The bartender asked the man again, "How in the world did you do that? Now you're gonna have tell me."
"OK, OK, I'll tell you," the man replied. "Yesterday, I told your horse my d!ck was bigger than his. And today, I showed it to him."
The bartender went back to the bar and waited, and the man came back and said, "He's laughing, where's my beer?" The bartender was surprised and went back to check and sure enough the horse was laughing, so he gave the man a free beer.
"How did you do that?" the bartender asked.
"It's my secret," the man replied before walking out of the bar.
The next day the bartender saw that his horse was laughing non-stop. Annoyed by this and worried about its effect on his horse, he put up a sign saying, "If you can make my horse cry, I'll give you 2 free beers."
The same man walked into the bar. "I'd like to try," he said. The bartender showed him to the horse stall again and went back to the bar to wait. The man came back and, sure enough, he said, "The horse is crying, now, give me my 2 free beers."
The bartender was surprised once again and went back to the stall to check, and sure enough the horse was crying. The bartender asked the man again, "How in the world did you do that? Now you're gonna have tell me."
"OK, OK, I'll tell you," the man replied. "Yesterday, I told your horse my d!ck was bigger than his. And today, I showed it to him."